Friday, April 29, 2011

Nouveau >>> Trackers

Trackers are the new choppers, and gay is the new straight, fag....

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Details >>> XS650

Those scales ain't painted on sucka. They are real deal. Rumour has it he dived down and hand fished metal Koi and the glued them on his tank with dragon semen.
And you thought painting scales on your tank made you a bad ass? You never had to jerk of a dragon with a bag full of metal koi to customize your bike....pussy

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Speed >>> Tiny Tanks

His not yours, or mine, now we can all go cry together

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Desire >>> Sunshine

Like a wilted plant, too much time out of the sun is killing me....

Groovy >>> Far out man

Not quite "Booger Sugar" more along the lines of the 'shrooms you would take on the second day of camping

Visual >>> Triumph

British iron for asshole who couldn't afford a Norton

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Visual >>> BSA

British iron for people who have no lives and like to wrench more than ride

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Permanent >>> Ink

Kitten Sleeve got a SeaHare. We can call him Cunt Horse now. The Rach got fingers...

Beauty >>> FiberGlass

Tweaker sold me this. I don't even need the fucking thing. I'm so easy to part with my money. You should try me sometime. Just offer to sell me something shiny....

Friday, April 15, 2011

Activity >>> Swap

American garbage.......

Canadian Garbage....

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Attraction >>> Tits

This is what you can't or won't build because you want a period correct chopper. It's not my fault you're a dumbass. This rules, you sadly sir, do not.

Toil >>> BSA

Bane of my existence. Should of just rode it of a bridge and let the fish have at 'er. But much like women I only like things that give me frustration...

Monday, April 11, 2011

Flattery >>>Imitation

I still want one. It's not a Triumph, it's cooler asshole

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Commerce >>> Back Flips

Cheap bikes make for easy profit. This will help all our addictions on this side of the screen. Don't judge us. At least I have my pants on...

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Time Span >>> Boomers


Its like Affirmative action for motorcycle campers. The boomers will let the dirtbags in for a weekend. This will full fill the requirement for scene status.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Groupings >>> Night Fighters

Guys with bikes and names on theirs backs put something together in a parking lot. Other pigeons starting showing up soon after the bike crumbs were spread