Thursday, July 28, 2011

Trike >>> Not Quite

I'm all for keeping people riding as long as possible. Who doesn't love the feeling of being on your bike. But maybe your fat ass could get a smaller bike instead of buying training wheels for your geezer glide. Also the guy narrating this video is so fucking funny. If your product is a little hokey, you'd think that you might wanna get a guy that doesn't sound like a complete fake jack ass to sell the thing...just saying

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Mad Max >>> Super Bike

On Craigslist right now....the greatest pre-sport bike super bike....If I was in the market for a bike. This would be it......

Art >>> Vandalism

Way back before I was another asshole building bikes, I was just another asshole painting on other peoples shit....Same shit, different pile?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Disaster >>> DAZE

This will be my fifth time going. I can't remember for sure, I'm old and my memory is slightly pickled. I do however remember the first time. I was riding a shit piece KZ400. Although now by some standards it would be cool, then it was just a piece of shit jap that smoked alot. We parked around the corner. It was a pretty awe inspiring sight. Who knew this stuck up city had this much shit to offer up. I liked it on Main Street.
I usually don't hang around too long. I wanna go ride after seeing all the bikes. Last year I bounced an hour into it. It's not my fault, I love the coast and I can see bikes and my friends on the Mainland anytime. I can also spend a night in the bar there too. Fuck that shit. I wanted to go to a secluded beach with some friends, drink some beer and hang out in paradise. This year I hope I'll be able to keep roots at the actual show....I fucking doubt it man

Nostalgia >>> Music

Way back when before the interwebs, and bullshit online tuff guy posturing the world was a much smaller place. There was no buy it now button and the best way to get your fix of new music was the mix tape. Passed around, lended, lost and stolen it was the early days of music piracy. Plus if you could make a decent mix tape, you could give it to that special girl in hopes she'd break you off a piece...

Monday, July 25, 2011

Italian >>> Whoppers

See what i did there with the alliteration on the title. These 2 tiny but cool minis were at a swap in Penticton....Would love to have these for our mini bike racing...

Bars >>> Bends

These are some cool 10" apes that have some killer bends to them. 7/8 with good chrome. Not sure if I'm gonna use 'em or not...If you're looking for a rare set of period correct apes hit me up

Suicide >>> Peticide?

Finally there is a product out there that will allow me to bring my fashion dog to Starbucks on my grandpa glide. I can't imagine a better way to traumatize a tiny dog than throwing it a small black canvas oven and then mounting the oven on the back of your bike....Good job on this total waste of fucking time and money....

Monday, July 18, 2011

House Cleaning >>> Fuel holder

Someone buy this fucking thing, getting tired of stashing this in different spots in the shop....

Friday, July 15, 2011

British >>> Frustration

Factory built to be maintained by the owner. Translation, ride 3 days, wrench a day. Repeat process till hair falls out, you get fat and become an old bitter twat....

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Chopper >>> Tracker

Latest shit. Now to throw on some useless fashion tires to make it even more cool